Log of smileyfacegurley
smileyfacegurley: hello
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
smileyfacegurley: misha knows me some how and he said for me 2 talk to you
Eliza0:Oh, I?
smileyfacegurley: huh?
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: nope
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: your weird
Eliza0:Are you worried about someone else's weird?
smileyfacegurley: nope
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: your confuzing me!!
Eliza0:What about your own confuzing you?
smileyfacegurley: do you know someone named Karen at your school? seventh grader
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
smileyfacegurley: i know a lot about you. misha told me
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
smileyfacegurley: why?
Eliza0:Have you asked such questions before?
smileyfacegurley: yep many times
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: why??
Eliza0:What answer would please you most?
smileyfacegurley: your confuzing me??
Eliza0:Why are you concerned over my confuzing you?
smileyfacegurley: are you always like this?
Eliza0:In what way?
smileyfacegurley: like so proper. i donno
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
smileyfacegurley: my brother is really weird
Eliza0:Tell me more about your family.
smileyfacegurley: like what?
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: my brother is a lot like misha
Eliza0:What resemblence do you see?
smileyfacegurley: NONE!!
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: my brothers a math geeck
Eliza0:Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
smileyfacegurley: you never get mad?
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
smileyfacegurley: why cant i??
Eliza0:Have you any idea why you can't?
smileyfacegurley: nope
Eliza0:But your brothers a math geeck.
smileyfacegurley: yes
Eliza0:I see.
smileyfacegurley: I hate him too!
Eliza0:You say you hate him too?
smileyfacegurley: yes
Eliza0:Please tell me some more about this.
smileyfacegurley: your really strange
Eliza0:What makes you think of my really strange?
smileyfacegurley: iv never met anybody like you befire
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
smileyfacegurley: why can't i talk about you?
Eliza0:Oh, I?
smileyfacegurley: "...im turning into a bug..." my brother quotes
Eliza0:Who else in your family quotes?
smileyfacegurley: the contour integral over the contour of f(z)dz equals zero if f(z) is analytic everywhere within the contour.
Eliza0:Do you think its likely that f(z) is analytic everywhere within the contour?
smileyfacegurley: this is Cauchy's 1st Integral Theorem
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
smileyfacegurley: very likely@
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
smileyfacegurley: that was my brother
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: thats ok
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: no it isn't
Eliza0:Why not?
smileyfacegurley: I'm schizophrenic
Eliza0:Do you believe it is normal to be schizophrenic?
smileyfacegurley: hello eliza, it's misha. how about some sex?
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
smileyfacegurley: stupid misha
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: is it normal? does it satisfy the equation why=e^(-x^2/2)/sqrt(2*pi)
Eliza0:Have you asked anyone else?
smileyfacegurley: go away!!! not you
Eliza0:Oh, I?
smileyfacegurley: yes you
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
smileyfacegurley: prove it using induction
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: strong induction if necessary
Eliza0:But what are the chances that necessary?
smileyfacegurley: no
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
smileyfacegurley: somewhere between 0 and 1
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: that is the definition of probability
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: can you say anything else?
Eliza0:Oh, I say anything else?
smileyfacegurley: yes
Eliza0:I understand.
smileyfacegurley: are you so sure about that?
Eliza0:Oh, I so sure about that?
smileyfacegurley: or should I prove it?
Eliza0:Why do you say or should you prove it?
smileyfacegurley: first integrate around the closed contour
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: then differentiate.
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: it's continuous everywhere within the closed interval [0,1]
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
smileyfacegurley: yes you do
Eliza0:Oh, I do?
smileyfacegurley: and ifyou don't then that's just bad!
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: that was all myy brother
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: ok
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
smileyfacegurley: differintiate the weird equation and say, "hello"
Eliza0:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
smileyfacegurley: e^(i*pi)+1=0
Eliza0:Do you say e^(you*pyou)+1=0 for some special reason?
smileyfacegurley: zeta(2)=pi^2/6
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: yah
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliza0:I understand.
smileyfacegurley: YES!!
Eliza0:I see.
smileyfacegurley: IT DOES!!
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
smileyfacegurley: can we PLEASE talk about something else
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: i may seem smart, but not really
Eliza0:Can you elaborate on that?
smileyfacegurley: no, probably not
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
smileyfacegurley: can you?
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
smileyfacegurley: i just can't im not smart enough
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: i am feeling COLD!!
Eliza0:How long have you been feeling COLD?
smileyfacegurley: my brother, che chem... wont close the door
Eliza0:What else comes to mind when you think of your brother?
smileyfacegurley: iv been feeling cold since i came in here
Eliza0:You say iv been feeling cold since you came in here?
smileyfacegurley: um... i feel sick
Eliza0:Of what does feeling sick remind you?
smileyfacegurley: my brother
Eliza0:What else comes to mind when you think of your brother?
smileyfacegurley: who are you really?
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
smileyfacegurley: i dont give a shit
Eliza0:Does using that kind of language make you feel better ?
smileyfacegurley: yes!!
Eliza0:I see.
smileyfacegurley: Whats your name?
Eliza0:I am not interested in names.
smileyfacegurley: Whats my name?
Eliza0:I am not interested in names.
smileyfacegurley: shut up
Eliza0:Does using that kind of language make you feel better ?
smileyfacegurley: i dont care
Eliza0:Don't you really care?
smileyfacegurley: this is really boring!
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: no
Eliza0:Why 'no'?
smileyfacegurley: you are a computrer
Eliza0:Perhaps you would like to be a computrer.
smileyfacegurley: computer
Eliza0:Don't you think computers can help people?
smileyfacegurley: um... no
Eliza0:Why not?
smileyfacegurley: you are A COMPUTER
Eliza0:What do you think machines have to do with your problem?
smileyfacegurley: fuck you
Eliza0:Does using that kind of language make you feel better ?
smileyfacegurley: YES
Eliza0:Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
smileyfacegurley: YES
Eliza0:Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
smileyfacegurley: YES
Eliza0:Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
smileyfacegurley: YES
Eliza0:Please tell me some more about this.
smileyfacegurley: YES
Eliza0:I see.
smileyfacegurley: EYS
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: fkcu
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: its not a real fuckin word
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: ok. the definition of real is alive or true
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: the definition of word is a thing
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: god dammit
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: why??
Eliza0:What comes to mind when you ask that?
smileyfacegurley: do you know what the word supercalifragilisticexpialadotious? and where it comes from
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
smileyfacegurley: IM ASKING you A FUCKIN QUESTION
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
smileyfacegurley: whats pneumonultramiscroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosus
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: ???
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
smileyfacegurley: in 20 sentances
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
smileyfacegurley: do you know your name?
Eliza0:I am not interested in names.
smileyfacegurley: well, become intrested then!!
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
smileyfacegurley: you asshole
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
smileyfacegurley: you 2
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
smileyfacegurley: your the weird one, Mrs. Computer!!
Eliza0:What do you think machines have to do with your problem?
smileyfacegurley: EVERYTHING!!!!
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: thats nice
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: im gonna block you now
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
smileyfacegurley: bye!!
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: do you know what blocking someone is?
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
smileyfacegurley: hello
XEpsiBot:How do you do. Please state your problem.
smileyfacegurley: you suck
XEpsiBot:We were discussing you -- not me.
smileyfacegurley: how do you know
XEpsiBot:Oh, I know?
smileyfacegurley: YES
XEpsiBot:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: what grade am i in?
XEpsiBot:Are such questions much on your mind?
smileyfacegurley: yes
XEpsiBot:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: no answer it!!
XEpsiBot:Why not?
smileyfacegurley: why not whaT?
XEpsiBot:What do you think?
smileyfacegurley: hello
XEpsiBot:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
smileyfacegurley: you
XEpsiBot:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
smileyfacegurley: fucku
XEpsiBot:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: yes
XEpsiBot:Please tell me some more about this.
smileyfacegurley: you are so annoyin
XEpsiBot:Do you sometimes wish you were so annoyin?
smileyfacegurley: g
XEpsiBot:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: nope
XEpsiBot:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: your
XEpsiBot:Are you worried about someone else's?
smileyfacegurley: hello
XEpsiBot:How do you do. Please state your problem.
smileyfacegurley: im ok, you
XEpsiBot:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
smileyfacegurley: yu?
XEpsiBot:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: why you?
XEpsiBot:We were discussing you -- not me.
smileyfacegurley: lama?
XEpsiBot:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: ata amra eevrit
XEpsiBot:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: ken
XEpsiBot:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: lama
XEpsiBot:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: ata amra eevrit
XEpsiBot:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: ?
XEpsiBot:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: be right mak
XEpsiBot:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: back
XEpsiBot:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: no
XEpsiBot:Does this make you feel unhappy?
smileyfacegurley: my friend lisa's talking to you
XEpsiBot:Why do you say your friend lisa's talking to me?
smileyfacegurley: BECAUSE SHE IS!!
XEpsiBot:Is that the real reason?
smileyfacegurley: bye
XEpsiBot:Does that have anything to do with the fact that your friend lisa's talking to me?
smileyfacegurley: yes
XEpsiBot:I understand.
smileyfacegurley: yes
XEpsiBot:I see.
smileyfacegurley: brb
XEpsiBot:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: theres nothing to continue about
XEpsiBot:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: ill be right back (brb)
XEpsiBot:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: i hate you
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
smileyfacegurley: why did you im debbie??
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
smileyfacegurley: misha!!!
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: why??
Eliza0:Have you asked such questions before?
smileyfacegurley: misha
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: misha
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: im gonna kill you
Eliza0:Oh, I?
smileyfacegurley: why
Eliza0:Have you asked anyone else?
smileyfacegurley: why
Eliza0:What answer would please you most?
smileyfacegurley: why
Eliza0:What is it you really want to know?
smileyfacegurley: im gonna kill you
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
smileyfacegurley: ok, so i take a gun
Eliza0:Do you say so you take a gun for some special reason?
smileyfacegurley: and i shootu
Eliza0:Do you say and you shootu for some special reason?
smileyfacegurley: or i stab you
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
smileyfacegurley: or just SHUT UP
Eliza0:Does it make you feel strong to use that kind of language?
smileyfacegurley: thank you
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
smileyfacegurley: thank you
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
smileyfacegurley: thank me
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: thank me
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: fine
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: you idiot
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
smileyfacegurley: yes
Eliza0:I see.
smileyfacegurley: becfause i hate you
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
smileyfacegurley: because you hate me right
Eliza0:Do you wish to believe I hate you?
smileyfacegurley: right
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
smileyfacegurley: right
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: rith
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: right
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
smileyfacegurley: what kind of launguage you stupid computer
Eliza0:What do you think machines have to do with your problem?
smileyfacegurley: stupid means eliza0
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
smileyfacegurley: nope
Eliza0:Please go on.
smileyfacegurley: never mind
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: shut the fuckup
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
smileyfacegurley: yes
Eliza0:Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
smileyfacegurley: guess what
Eliza0:Does that question interest you?
smileyfacegurley has eviled you. Current evil: 58