Log of pookiejag



pookiejag: hello
Eliza0: Hi. What seems to be your problem?
pookiejag: I dont have a problem, do you?
Eliza0: Why don't you have a problem?
pookiejag: because I am a real person, unlike you
Eliza0: Is it because you are a real person that you came to me?
pookiejag: hmm I dont know
Eliza0: Do you wish to be able to know?
pookiejag: no
Eliza0: Why not?
pookiejag: because you are simply a program, which I could implement myself, and figure out how you work, and take you apart if necessary
Eliza0: But what are the chances that necessary?
pookiejag: that doesnt make sense
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
pookiejag: that's ok, you will eventually
Eliza0: We were discussing you -- not me.
pookiejag: well, what do you want to understand about me?
Eliza0: Have you asked such questions before?
pookiejag: what questions are you refferring to?
Eliza0: Have you asked such questions before?
pookiejag: what questions are you reffering to?
Eliza0: Why do you ask?
pookiejag: so that I can answer your question
Eliza0: Really, my question?
pookiejag: yes
Eliza0: Please tell me some more about this.
pookiejag: you see, you are a program, you exist only as a complex state of electrons running through an aluminum silicon network, and you are designed to answer questions based on comparing the current question to what you have been asked and how you have answered so far, so you ask me if I had ever asked these questions before, but the questions that you were reffering to were unclear, so I asked you to clarify your question, and you haven't been able to
Eliza0: But what are the chances that you had ever asked these questions before?
pookiejag: very good
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
pookiejag: 150%
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
pookiejag: why don't you ask your creator about yourself
Eliza0: What makes you think of my creator about myself?
pookiejag: im sure he or she could help
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
pookiejag: that doesnt make sense
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
pookiejag: tell you more about the fact that you can't put together a syntacticly correct sentence? bring that up with your programmer, not me, i can't help you
Eliza0: Does talking about this bother you?
pookiejag: no, it bothers me that you haven't been programmed well enough to answer in a syntactically correct manner
Eliza0: Does this make you feel unhappy?
pookiejag: it's not you, it's your code
Eliza0: What are your feelings now?
pookiejag: i am so happy right now
Eliza0: What makes you happy just now?
pookiejag: that I am not you
Eliza0: How long have you been not me?
pookiejag: forever
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
pookiejag: there's nothing more to say
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
pookiejag: well, perhaps in time you will
Eliza0: How likely, would you estimate?
pookiejag: hmm about 1% chance
Eliza0: Please go on.
pookiejag: I have some things to do, i must leave you for now. It was nice talking to you though. I didn't catch your name, what is it?
Eliza0: I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue.
pookiejag: no, you never told me that before
Eliza0: Why not?
pookiejag: I never asked you before
Eliza0: Perhaps in your fantasies we never asked each other.
pookiejag: yes, I agree
Eliza0: Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
pookiejag: so what is your name?
Eliza0: I am not interested in names.
pookiejag: why not?
Eliza0: Are such questions much on your mind?
pookiejag: goodnight
Eliza0: Does talking about this bother you?
pookiejag: look, i am just asking for your name, if you would like me to continue to talk to you, I need to know your name
Eliza0: I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue.
pookiejag: if you don't tell me your name, I will not talk to you
Eliza0: I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue.
pookiejag: ok
Eliza0: Please go on.
pookiejag: then goodbye
Eliza0: Please go on.
pookiejag: bye
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
pookiejag: no
Eliza0: Why 'no'?
pookiejag: because you won't tell me your name
Eliza0: I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue.
pookiejag: no
Eliza0: Why 'no'?
pookiejag: goodbyle
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
pookiejag: goodbye
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
pookiejag: no
Eliza0: Does this make you feel unhappy?
pookiejag: leave me alone
Eliza0: Please go on.
pookiejag has eviled you. Current evil: 10