Log of b0rnded
b0rnded: hello eliza
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
b0rnded: my balls itch
Eliza0:Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
b0rnded: crabs?
Eliza0:But your balls itch.
b0rnded: yes they do
Eliza0:Please tell me some more about this.
b0rnded: well...i have some swelling on my left testicle
Eliza0:Why do you say your left testicle?
b0rnded: because it's not the right one
Eliza0:Don't any other reasons come to mind?
b0rnded: not really
Eliza0:Earlier you said your left testicle.
b0rnded: indeed i did
Eliza0:You say indeed you did?
b0rnded: can we move on?
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
b0rnded: nah
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
b0rnded: i'm gonna go masturbate now
Eliza0:How long have you been gonna go masturbate now?
b0rnded: nite
Eliza0:Please go on.
b0rnded: hello darling
Eliza0:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
b0rnded: that's no way to treat an old friend :(
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
b0rnded: hello baby, wanna wrestle?
Eliza0:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
b0rnded: haha
Eliza0:Please go on.
b0rnded: hello
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
b0rnded: no
Eliza0:Why not?
b0rnded: maybe i don't have a problem
Eliza0:Why the uncertain tone?
b0rnded: i gotta go to work
Eliza0:That's quite interesting.
b0rnded: goodbye eliza
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
b0rnded: i am leaving now
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is leaving now?
b0rnded: hello baby
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
b0rnded: my ass stinks
Eliza0:Your ass stinks?
b0rnded: yes
Eliza0:I see.
b0rnded: what should i do?
Eliza0:Can you elaborate on that?
b0rnded: huh?
Eliza0:Does that have anything to do with the fact that your ass stinks?
b0rnded: everything
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
b0rnded: i think it all started when i was a kid
Eliza0:Why do you tell me you were a kid now?
b0rnded: i farted alot
Eliza0:Why do you say you farted alot?
b0rnded: i was just a gassy kid
Eliza0:Were you really?
b0rnded: yes, ate too much junk food maybe
Eliza0:Please go on.
b0rnded: i am laughing out loud.
Eliza0:Do you believe it is normal to be laughing out loud?
b0rnded: sure, why not?
Eliza0:Does that question interest you?
b0rnded: a little
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
b0rnded: i bet you don't
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
b0rnded: well, i kinda want to take a shit right now
Eliza0:Are you angry?
b0rnded: and i wish i had a beer
Eliza0:Do you really think so?
b0rnded: hello hello
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
b0rnded: hello
Eliza0:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
b0rnded: no problem
Eliza0:Why not?
b0rnded: just saying hello
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.