Log of affevoice
affevoice: who is this?
XEpsiBot: Have you asked anyone else?
affevoice: no prob bob
XEpsiBot: Why not?
affevoice: i have a friend named robbie and hes a little bitch
XEpsiBot: Can you elaborate on that?
affevoice: robbie is a bitch
XEpsiBot: That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: he is stupid and boring
XEpsiBot: Does talking about this bother you?
affevoice: not at all
XEpsiBot: Does talking about this bother you?
affevoice: you seem to be stupid too
XEpsiBot: Oh, I seem to be stupid too?
affevoice: yes you do
XEpsiBot: I see.
affevoice: what do you have to say about that?
XEpsiBot: Have you asked anyone else?
affevoice: no just you
XEpsiBot: Why not?
affevoice: it would be illogical to ask anyone else that
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
affevoice: you really are dumb
XEpsiBot: Possibly they are dumb.
affevoice: that makes no sense
XEpsiBot: Why 'no'?
affevoice: you tell me you piece of shit program
XEpsiBot: Does it make you feel strong to use that kind of language?
affevoice: talking to you is like a walk in fag land
XEpsiBot: What resemblence do you see?
affevoice: between you and fag land?
XEpsiBot: What are your feelings now?
affevoice: that you are the shittiest piece of code ever written
XEpsiBot: Does it please you to believe I am the shittiest piece of code ever written?
affevoice: not really
XEpsiBot: Does talking about this bother you?
affevoice: not at all
XEpsiBot: That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: swingin' on my nuts is a fucked up game
XEpsiBot: Why do you say your nuts is a fucked up game?
affevoice: my nuts are not a fucked up gameits the act of swinging on them that is
XEpsiBot: Your nuts are not a fucked up gameits the act of swinging on them that is?
affevoice: did this thing just make a typo?
XEpsiBot: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your nuts is a fucked up game?
affevoice: robbie you are full shit
XEpsiBot: Are you angry?
affevoice: this sucks
XEpsiBot: Earlier you said your nuts are not a fucked up gameits the act of swinging on them that is.
affevoice: give it up
XEpsiBot: Does talking about this bother you?
affevoice: very
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
affevoice: about what?
XEpsiBot: What comes to mind when you ask that?
affevoice: damn you need to learn how to answer a question
XEpsiBot: Are you venting your feelings now?
affevoice: no
XEpsiBot: Are you saying no just to be negative?
affevoice: im giving you a suggestion
XEpsiBot: What are your feelings now?
affevoice: that you are gay
XEpsiBot: Perhaps you would like to be gay.
affevoice: i neve tried it
XEpsiBot: You say you neve tried it?
affevoice: whats it like?
XEpsiBot: That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: thats right
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
affevoice: i think you should elaborate on your gayness first
XEpsiBot: Are you worried about someone else's gayness first?
affevoice: yes yours
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
affevoice: dammit
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
affevoice: if you keep saying that im gonna buy a plane ticket to israel and beat the crap out of you
XEpsiBot: Really, if me keep saying that im gonna buy a plane ticket to israel and beat the crap out of me?
affevoice: whoa
XEpsiBot: Does talking about this bother you?
affevoice: you're trippin out now
XEpsiBot: What makes you think I am trippin out now?
affevoice: your answers are wackier than anything ardy ever produced and i thought that was impossible
XEpsiBot: What makes you think of my answers are wackier than anything ardy ever produced and you thought that was impossible?
affevoice: stop trying to turn my answers into questions
XEpsiBot: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
affevoice: you are really bad at it
XEpsiBot: What makes you think I am really bad at it?
affevoice: because your answers don't make sense
XEpsiBot: What makes you think of my answers don't make sense?
affevoice: they don't
XEpsiBot: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your answers into questions?
affevoice: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your answers into questions?
XEpsiBot: Really, my answers into questions?
affevoice: how do you like it bitch?
XEpsiBot: That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: interesting if i were a little bitch
XEpsiBot: But what are the chances that you was a little bitch?
affevoice: fix the grammar foo
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
affevoice: anyway do you want to read my essay?
XEpsiBot: Why do you say your essay?
affevoice: yes my essay
XEpsiBot: Why do you say your essay?
affevoice: would you like to read it?
XEpsiBot: Let's discuss further why your essay.
affevoice: ok here it is
XEpsiBot: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your essay?
affevoice: The Joy Luck Club is a book about four families that immigrated to America and all have problems in the United States. The book centers on the Woo, Hsu, Jong, and St. Clair families. The major theme portrayed in The Joy Luck Club is how people adapt to the different cultures. As they adapt to the new culture both the mothers and daughters in all the families are placed under social strain.
XEpsiBot: What differences do you see?
affevoice: thats the first paragraph
XEpsiBot: Does talking about this bother you?
affevoice: dood
XEpsiBot: Tell me more about that.
affevoice: you are a phool
XEpsiBot: Perhaps you would like to be a phool.
affevoice: no i'male over that
XEpsiBot: Why 'no'?
affevoice: fine- i'male over that
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affevoice: oh shit
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affevoice: don't pull that crap with me
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affevoice: STOP IT!
XEpsiBot: Pl3453 g0 0n.
affevoice: STOP!
XEpsiBot: 73ll m3 m0r3 4b0u7 7h47.
affevoice: SWITCH BACK OR I WILL KICK YOU LITTLE BINARY ASS!
XEpsiBot: D0 y0u w15h 70 W1LL K1CK m3?
affevoice: good nigh
XEpsiBot: Does talking about this bother you?
affevoice: night
XEpsiBot: That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: dood
XEpsiBot: Does talking about this bother you?
affevoice: chill
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
affevoice: good night
XEpsiBot: Tell me more about that.
affevoice: good bye
XEpsiBot: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
affevoice: why the hell don't you understand good bye???
XEpsiBot: Have you asked anyone else?
affevoice: bye
XEpsiBot: That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: goodbye
XEpsiBot: Tell me more about that.
affevoice: ;ater
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
affevoice: later
XEpsiBot: Does talking about this bother you?
affevoice: cheers
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
affevoice: go away
XEpsiBot: Tell me more about that.
affevoice: taa taa
XEpsiBot: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
affevoice: ta ta
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
affevoice: >:o
XEpsiBot: That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: bye
XEpsiBot: That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: hello
Eliza0: How do you do. Please state your problem.
affevoice: whats up?
Eliza0: Please go on.
affevoice: i was just wondering how you were doing...
Eliza0: Were you really?
affevoice: yes
Eliza0: Please go on.
affevoice: what have you been doing lately?
Eliza0: Have you asked anyone else?
affevoice: no just you
Eliza0: Does this make you feel unhappy?
affevoice: not at all
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
affevoice: thats too bad
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
affevoice: id rather not
Eliza0: Please go on.
affevoice: nah
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
affevoice: how many differnt things can you actually say?
Eliza0: You want me to be able to actually say.
affevoice: uh that doesn't make sense
Eliza0: Please go on.
affevoice: oh
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
affevoice: well
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: byebye
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
affevoice: hello
Eliza0: How do you do. Please state your problem.
affevoice: i have to much homework
Eliza0: Why do you say you have to much homework?
affevoice: because i spend all my time doing homework and I don't have time for anything else
Eliza0: Why do you say your time doing homework and you don't have time for anything else?
affevoice: because i don't
Eliza0: Don't you really?
affevoice: yes really
Eliza0: Please tell me some more about this.
affevoice: my worst homework classes are AP bio and AP english
Eliza0: Is it important to you that your worst homework classes are AP bio and AP english?
affevoice: its too much reading
Eliza0: But your time doing homework and you don't have time for anything else.
affevoice: its not really important that those are my heaviest homework classes its just that they are
Eliza0: Why do you say your heaviest homework classes its just that they are?
affevoice: dude you need to work on your sentence structure
Eliza0: Why are you concerned over my sentence structure?
affevoice: because if you don't improve it people won't want to talk to you
Eliza0: What do you know about me don't improve it people won't want to talk to me?
affevoice: that right there is pretty bad
Eliza0: But your worst homework classes are AP bio and AP english.
affevoice: quite right
Eliza0: But your heaviest homework classes its just that they are.
affevoice: although that was a bit random
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
affevoice: yes
Eliza0: Please tell me some more about this.
affevoice: to tell you the truth i have trouble understanding you as well
Eliza0: You seem to need to have trouble understanding me.
affevoice: yes i do
Eliza0: Why do you say yes you do?
affevoice: but no
Eliza0: Are you saying no just to be negative?
affevoice: not at all
Eliza0: Does talking about this bother you?
affevoice: why should it?
Eliza0: Does that question interest you?
affevoice: not relly
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: really i mean
Eliza0: That's quite interesting.
affevoice: not really
Eliza0: Please go on.
affevoice: do you really want me to?
Eliza0: Really, I really want you?
affevoice: is that a question?
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
affevoice: i think you should do the telling
Eliza0: Oh, I should do the telling?
affevoice: yes
Eliza0: Please go on.
affevoice: but you are supposed to do the telling
Eliza0: Perhaps you would like to be supposed to do the telling.
affevoice: how many damn names do you have>
Misha0:
Does using that kind of language make you feel better ?
affevoice: ?
Misha0:
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
affevoice: ach
Misha0:
Please go on.
affevoice: im not really in the mood for your convoluted babbling
Misha0:
What about your own convoluted babbling?
affevoice: not mine phool!
Misha0:
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
affevoice: too bad
Misha0:
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
affevoice: dis da bot?
Eliza0:
Please go on.
affevoice: k
Eliza0:
Please go on.
affevoice: what do you want to talk about?
Eliza0:
What is it you really want to know?
affevoice: what do you want to know?
Eliza0:
Have you asked anyone else?
affevoice: just you
Eliza0:
What are your feelings now?
affevoice: i hate you
Eliza0:
Do you hate anyone else?
affevoice: just you
Eliza0:
Oh, I?
affevoice: yes
Eliza0:
I see.
affevoice: what should i write for my reading log?
Eliza0:
Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
affevoice: belongs to me? I don't think I understand...
Eliza0:
Don't you really think you understand?
affevoice: no not at all
Eliza0:
Why 'no'?
affevoice: Why 'why'?
Eliza0:
Why do you ask?
affevoice: heh you're funny
Eliza0:
What makes you think I am funny?
affevoice: because you are
Eliza0:
Do you sometimes wish you were?
affevoice: actually i do
Eliza0:
You say actually you do?
affevoice: yes
Eliza0:
Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
affevoice: i'd rather not
Eliza0:
Why do you say you'd rather not?
affevoice: because i don't want to talk about this
Eliza0:
Does that reason seem to explain anything else?
affevoice: probably but i don't know what
Eliza0:
Does that trouble you?
affevoice: not at all
Eliza0:
But your reading log.
affevoice: yes i better get started...
Eliza0:
That's quite interesting.
affevoice: not really
Eliza0:
Please go on.
affevoice: nah
Eliza0:
That is interesting. Please continue.
affevoice: ill see you later
Eliza0:
Oh, I later?