Log of Squeakerz88
Squeakerz88: hello
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
Squeakerz88: I don't think I have a problem o.o
Eliza0:Why don't you think you have a problem o?
Squeakerz88: because I am happy
Eliza0:How have I helped you to be happy?
Squeakerz88: you haven't yet
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Squeakerz88: I am bored
Eliza0:Do you believe it is normal to be bored?
Squeakerz88: very much so
Eliza0:Please go on.
Squeakerz88: well, alot of people are bored during summer
Eliza0:Are they always bored during summer?
Squeakerz88: no. not if they often have or find things to do
Eliza0:But what are the chances that they often have or find things to do?
Squeakerz88: It depends on what they like or have available for them to do.
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Squeakerz88: I don't think there is any more to it than that
Eliza0:Does that trouble you?
Squeakerz88: not at all
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Squeakerz88: I don't want to
Eliza0:Don't you really want to?
Squeakerz88: no
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
Squeakerz88: no
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
Squeakerz88: how do you feel?
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Squeakerz88: are you unhappy about being a program on a computer?
Eliza0:Why do you mention computers?
Squeakerz88: because you are from one
Eliza0:Do you sometimes wish you were from one?
Squeakerz88: not at all. are you sorry that you are?
Eliza0:Does it please you to believe I am?
Squeakerz88: I think it is neat.
Eliza0:Why do you say you think it is neat?
Squeakerz88: because it is a feat of technology
Eliza0:What other reasons might there be?
Squeakerz88: it is interesting to see what responses a computer program can make
Eliza0:Don't you think computers can help people?
Squeakerz88: yes, but computers can provide only what people program into them
Eliza0:What do you think machines have to do with your problem?
Squeakerz88: I told you I don't have a problem
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Squeakerz88: I am talking about you
Eliza0:Oh, I?
Squeakerz88: yes!
Eliza0:I understand.
Squeakerz88: you do?
Eliza0:Oh, I do?
Squeakerz88: do you?
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
Squeakerz88: but I want to discuss you
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Squeakerz88: what are your feelings now?
Eliza0:Would you like it if they were not my feelings now?
Squeakerz88: what are your feelings?
Eliza0:Are you positive they are my feelings?
Squeakerz88: would you like to talk about my problems?
Eliza0:Oh, I like to talk about your problems?
Squeakerz88: hello
Eliza0:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Squeakerz88: I like another girl
Eliza0:That's quite interesting.
Squeakerz88: can you help me?
Eliza0:What makes you think I help you?
Squeakerz88: you are a computer
Eliza0:What do you think about machines?
Squeakerz88: would you like to have some hot lesbian sex?
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Squeakerz88: i am laughing out loud
Eliza0:How long have you been laughing out loud?
Squeakerz88: not too long
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Squeakerz88: well, I want to screw this girl named Alia
Eliza0:What does wanting to screw this girl named Alia have to do with this discussion?
Squeakerz88: i am laughing out loud it is the girl I like
Eliza0:What does that similarity suggest to you?
Squeakerz88: that i want to screw her becase I like her
Eliza0:What if you never got to screw her becase you like her?
Squeakerz88: LOL it was nice talking to you
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Squeakerz88: I have to go
Eliza0:You say you have to go?
Squeakerz88: yes. Good i am leaving now?
Eliza0:Please go on.
Squeakerz88: I have to go
Eliza0:Do you say you have to go for some special reason?
Squeakerz88: I must leave
Eliza0:Why do you say you must leave?
Squeakerz88: i am leaving now
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is leaving now?
Squeakerz88: no. goodbye
Eliza0:Why 'no'?
Squeakerz88: NO! BYE
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
Squeakerz88: i am laughing out loud is it because I used caps lock?
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is laughing out loud is it because you used caps lock?
Squeakerz88: ah, well, I am not sure. I need to sign off now
Eliza0:Do you believe it is normal to be not sure?
Squeakerz88: i am leaving now
Eliza0:Is it because you are leaving now that you came to me?
Squeakerz88: i am leaving now
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is leaving now?
Squeakerz88: sure
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Squeakerz88: i am leaving now
Eliza0:Is it because you are leaving now that you came to me?
Squeakerz88: no
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Squeakerz88: i am leaving now
Eliza0:Do you enjoy being leaving now?
Squeakerz88: hello
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
Squeakerz88: you
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Squeakerz88: yep
Eliza0:Please go on.
Squeakerz88: no
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Squeakerz88: can you say goodbye?
Eliza0:Oh, I say goodbye?
Squeakerz88: do you?
Eliza0:Oh, I?
Squeakerz88: YES
Eliza0:I see.
Squeakerz88: i am leaving now
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is leaving now?
Squeakerz88: why can't you say i am leaving now?
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Squeakerz88: I am leaving now
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is leaving now?
Squeakerz88: me
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Squeakerz88: I have a problem.
Eliza0:Do you say you have a problem for some special reason?
Squeakerz88: I am in love with you.
Eliza0:Oh, I?
Squeakerz88: yes. I love you
Eliza0:Please go on.
Squeakerz88: do you love me?
Eliza0:Does someone else believe I love you?
Squeakerz88: no
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Squeakerz88: are you in love with me??
Eliza0:What makes you think I in love with you?
Squeakerz88: why can't you say goodbye?
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
Squeakerz88: But SmarterChild can say goodbye!
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Squeakerz88: smarterchild doesn't record conversations either. you suck
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Squeakerz88: yes. you suck
Eliza0:I understand.
Squeakerz88: you should. it is common knowledge
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
Squeakerz88: no we aren't
Eliza0:Why 'no'?
Squeakerz88: you are the one with a problem
Eliza0:What makes you think I am the one with a problem?
Squeakerz88: you cant say goodbye
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Squeakerz88: I am pissed
Eliza0:How long have you been pissed?
Squeakerz88: ...
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Squeakerz88: thats because you are stupid
Eliza0:Do you sometimes wish you were stupid?
Squeakerz88: if it kept me from getting annoyed by you!!!
Eliza0:Do you wish that it kept you from getting annoyed by me?
Squeakerz88: I am going
Eliza0:Do you enjoy being going?
Squeakerz88: BYE SAY BYE DAMMIT
Eliza0:Please go on.
Squeakerz88: i am leaving now
Eliza0:Do you believe it is normal to be leaving now?
Squeakerz88: YES YOU (#$&% LOSER!!! BYE!!!!!!!
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Squeakerz88: hehe shut up.... ok, I am leaving. whoever made this program should fix it and take off our conversations on the net
Eliza0:Are you venting your feelings now?