Log of Sabesy
Sabesy: i'm constipated
Eliza0:How long have you been constipated?
Sabesy: ten LONG years..
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: you wanna know about my constipation?
Eliza0:Your constipation?
Sabesy: would you like me to discuss my poop problems?
Eliza0:Do Sabesy: whoa..
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: it's an expression
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: like you know.. w-h-o-a
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Sabesy: backwards, it's aohw
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: well you're kinda whoa
Eliza0:Perhaps you would like to be kinda whoa.
Sabesy: 'cause yes
Eliza0:I see.
Sabesy: do you blow up?
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
Sabesy: actually i don't want to be kinda whoa
Eliza0:Do you wish to be able to want to be kinda whoa?
Sabesy: no
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Sabesy: because being kinda whoa isn't that great..
Eliza0:Is that the real reason?
Sabesy: um no
Eliza0:Why not?
Sabesy: 'cause!
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: i'm sable!
Eliza0:Do you enjoy being sable?
Sabesy: sable is not kinda whoa. sable is nothing!
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: sable is just SABLE. the hateful sable
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: NO
Eliza0:Why 'no'?
Sabesy: but hello, life's a bitch
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
Sabesy: sable is just sable. sable is hated
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: umm
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: are you broken?
Eliza0:Oh, I broken?
Sabesy: yes, you broken
Eliza0:Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
Sabesy: i think you broken?
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Sabesy: yes? yes
Eliza0:Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
Sabesy: melancholy
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: :(
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: i am melancholy
Eliza0:How long have you been melancholy?
Sabesy: are you some sorta sadist?
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
Sabesy: um..
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: it all started when i was two..
Eliza0:Were you really?
Sabesy: no..
Eliza0:Why not?
Sabesy: yes i was two once
Eliza0:Were you really?
Sabesy: um yes, weren't you?
Eliza0:I see.
Sabesy: :/
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: no..
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Sabesy: i'm very introverted..
Eliza0:Do you enjoy being very introverted?
Sabesy: nobody knows the real me
Eliza0:Who do you think you're talking about?
Sabesy: :(
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: no i'm saying it to be HONEST
Eliza0:Why not?
Sabesy: no.. well kinda
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Sabesy: but i don't know i'm really fake..
Eliza0:Do you enjoy being really fake?
Sabesy: i'm talkin' about ME
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is talkin' about you?
Sabesy: i don't enjoy being fake, it's not an option though
Eliza0:Does that trouble you?
Sabesy: yes..
Eliza0:I understand.
Sabesy: :(
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: WAAAH
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: WAAAAHHH!!!
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: um i didn't say anything
Eliza0:That's quite interesting.
Sabesy:
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: i'm eating donut holes
Eliza0:Do you believe it is normal to be eating donut holes?
Sabesy: no
Eliza0:Why not?
Sabesy: 'cause it's expired and fattening
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: but it's soooo good
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: um.
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: i'm eating cereal now
Eliza0:Do you believe it is normal to be eating cereal now?
Sabesy: no!
Eliza0:Why not?
Sabesy: it's freakin' 11:15!
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: do you have any idea how many calories i've consumed?!
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
Sabesy: well!
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: i'll get FATT-er
Eliza0:Can you elaborate on that?
Sabesy: i will become fatter than i already am
Eliza0:Why do you say 'am'?
Sabesy: because i AM fat
Eliza0:How long have you been fat?
Sabesy: since i was born
Eliza0:Why do you tell me you were born now?
Sabesy: because i've been fat since i was born!
Eliza0:Perhaps I already know you were born.
Sabesy: good for you!
Eliza0:Oh, I?
Sabesy: mmhmm you
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
Sabesy: okay okay
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: i like cereal
Eliza0:Do you say you like cereal for some special reason?
Sabesy: i'm such a glutton
Eliza0:Do you enjoy being such a glutton?
Sabesy: yes
Eliza0:I understand.
Sabesy: it's good
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: no!
Eliza0:Why not?
Sabesy: 'course not
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: because gluttons are FAT!
Eliza0:Are you positive they are FAT?
Sabesy: um
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: gluttons are fat
Eliza0:What if they were not fat?
Sabesy: they are though
Eliza0:What if they were not though?
Sabesy: i'm positive
Eliza0:Do you enjoy being positive?
Sabesy: they are!
Eliza0:Would you like it if they were not?
Sabesy: NO!
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Sabesy: no!
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
Sabesy: yes
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: :(
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: this is a sad song
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: it's by lenny kravitz
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: i wanna play the guitar
Eliza0:Why do you say you wanna play the guitar?
Sabesy: because it's a cool instrument..
Eliza0:What other reasons might there be?
Sabesy: my toe hurts
Eliza0:Why do you say your toe hurts?
Sabesy: because i hurt it somehow?
Eliza0:Is that the real reason?
Sabesy: my pinto blew up
Eliza0:Why do you say your pinto blew up?
Sabesy: because it exploded on the freeway
Eliza0:What other reasons might there be?
Sabesy: because it's shitty
Eliza0:Does that reason seem to explain anything else?
Sabesy: that it was made by mexicans
Eliza0:Let's discuss further why your pinto blew up.
Sabesy: such as naushin
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: i want a new car
Eliza0:What if you never got a new car?
Sabesy: can you suggest a new car for me?
Eliza0:Do you wish to believe I suggest a new car for you?
Sabesy: i would cry
Eliza0:That's quite interesting.
Sabesy: yes
Eliza0:Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
Sabesy: i miss my pinto
Eliza0:Your pinto?
Sabesy: yes, my pinto
Eliza0:Your pinto?
Sabesy: my flourescent orange pinto
Eliza0:Why do you say your flourescent orange pinto?
Sabesy: with flowers painted on the side
Eliza0:Earlier you said your pinto.
Sabesy: and a PRINCESS steering wheel cover
Eliza0:But your pinto.
Sabesy: it blew up
Eliza0:Does that have anything to do with the fact that your flourescent orange pinto?
Sabesy: it was flourescent orange
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: my pinto was flourescent orange and had flowers painted on it
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: so i was driving on the freeway
Eliza0:Perhaps I already know you were driving on the freeway.
Sabesy: minding my own business
Eliza0:Is it important to you that your own business?
Sabesy: yes
Eliza0:I understand.
Sabesy: and then it blows up
Eliza0:Does that have anything to do with the fact that your own business?
Sabesy: KABOOM!
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: just like that
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: not really, it just blew up
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: it burst into flames in the middle of the freeway
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: i want a yugo!
Eliza0:What would getting a yugo mean to you?
Sabesy: yugo yugo
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: it would mean a lot to me
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: ...
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: teehee
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: eliza, there's something i've been meaning to tell you
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Sabesy: je veux faire un poopooo
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: dans le boite de litter
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: je voudrais faire un poopoo
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: mais je suis constipated
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: no it does not
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Sabesy: no i'm saying that to be positive
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
Sabesy: yes :(
Eliza0:I understand.
Sabesy: i want a yugo
Eliza0:What does wanting a yugo have to do with this discussion?
Sabesy: buy me a yugo
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: what's wrong with wanting a yugo?
Eliza0:What do you think?
Sabesy: yugos rule!
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: i think they rule
Eliza0:Do you say you think they rule for some special reason?
Sabesy: because they suck
Eliza0:What other reasons might there be?
Sabesy: they fall apart
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: no
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Sabesy: no
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
Sabesy: eliza, will you go out with me?
Eliza0:You like to think I go out with you -- don't you?
Sabesy: yes
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: oh dearest eliza
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: how i've longed for your sweet embrace
Eliza0:What makes you think of my sweet embrace?
Sabesy: the way your screen name grazes my laptop screen
Eliza0:I am not interested in names.
Sabesy: :(
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: YOU DON'T LOVE ME!
Eliza0:What makes you think I DON'T LOVE you?
Sabesy: FINE!
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: BE THAT WAY!
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: ehehhehehe
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: yes
Eliza0:Please tell me some more about this.
Sabesy: FAREWELL
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: um
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: will you marry me?
Eliza0:What makes you think I marry you?
Sabesy: I WANT YOU TO BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN
Eliza0:Who else in your family?
Sabesy: you won't marry me
Eliza0:Do you wish to believe I won't marry you?
Sabesy: :(
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: NO!
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Sabesy: MARRY ME, ELIZA!
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: waaahhh
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: yes!
Eliza0:I see.
Sabesy: BECAUSE YOU DENY ME OF THE ONE THING I HAVE LONGED FOR!!
Eliza0:What makes you think I DENY you?
Sabesy: YOU!!
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
Sabesy: MY LOVE!
Eliza0:Is it important to you that your LOVE?
Sabesy: because you SCORN ME
Eliza0:Why do you think I SCORN you?
Sabesy: i am SCORNED
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is SCORNED?
Sabesy: no
Eliza0:Why 'no'?
Sabesy: because i am the only one who is scorned
Eliza0:What answer would please you most?
Sabesy: WHY DO YOU NOT LOVE ME?!
Eliza0:Suppose I did NOT LOVE you -- what would that mean?
Sabesy: you..
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Sabesy: YOU PLEASE ME!
Eliza0:Do you wish to believe I PLEASE you?
Sabesy: THAT WOULD MEAN YOU SCORN ME
Eliza0:Does someone else believe I SCORN you?
Sabesy: yes i am!
Eliza0:Do you believe it is normal to be?
Sabesy: oh my darling eliza
Eliza0:Why do you say your darling eliza?
Sabesy: YES
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: because i love you
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Sabesy: which way do you turn the wheels if you're parking downhill w/o a curb?
Eliza0:What does this speculation lead to?
Sabesy: compulsive farting
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: eliza! my favoritest gal pal :) long time no see gurlfriend!
Eliza0:Your favoritest gal pal :) long time no see gurlfriend?
Sabesy: omg i really need like really really high boots
Eliza0:Can you elaborate on that?
Sabesy: 'cause i like broke mine in school! remember?
Eliza0:Can you elaborate on that?
Sabesy: oh my gosh eliza, those are the most AWESOME shoes!
where did you get them?!
Eliza0:Your gosh eliza?
Sabesy: they're soooooooooo IN!
Eliza0:But your favoritest gal pal :) long time no see gurlfriend.
Sabesy: eliza! you're too modest!
Eliza0:Do you sometimes wish you were too modest?
Sabesy: oh darling we MUST go shopping in SF someday!
Eliza0:Does that have anything to do with the fact that your gosh eliza?
Sabesy: we'll have a blast
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: haha
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: i'm just weird :)
Eliza0:How long have you been just weird?
Sabesy: you are SUCH a guy magnet
Eliza0:What makes you think I am SUCH a guy magnet?
Sabesy: you're SOOOOOO lucky!
Eliza0:Do you sometimes wish you were SOOOOOO lucky?
Sabesy: noway!
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: i mean i totally understand why all the guys are like drooling over you
Eliza0:How?
Sabesy: you're soooo lucky and you're like soooo skinny and you have like the coolest clothes!
Eliza0:What does that similarity suggest to you?
Sabesy: yes of course!
Eliza0:I see.
Sabesy: well 'cause like you get like ANY guy you want!
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Sabesy: oh my gosh
Eliza0:Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
Sabesy: who did your hair?
Eliza0:What comes to mind when you ask that?
Sabesy: it's gorgeous
Eliza0:Does that have anything to do with the fact that your gosh?
Sabesy: yes i am!
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is?
Sabesy: you are WAY too modest, eliza
Eliza0:What makes you think I am WAY too modest?
Sabesy: haha noway!
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: ummm hair?
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: do you use hairspray or gel or pomade?
Eliza0:Oh, I use hairspray or gel or pomade?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: because you like won't take a compliment!
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Sabesy: aw come on dude
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: you know you rock
Eliza0:Oh, I rock?
Sabesy: you're like my bestest friend in the world!
Eliza0:In what way?
Sabesy: we HAVE to go guy hunting
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: noway!
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: they're all yours
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: hehe
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: of course i am!
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is?
Sabesy: yes!
Eliza0:Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
Sabesy: umm no
Eliza0:Why not?
Sabesy: hahahahaha
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: dude ok i don't swing that way..
Eliza0:Why don't you swing that way?
Sabesy: ummm no
Eliza0:Why not?
Sabesy: maybe aaron lehmann
Eliza0:How likely, would you estimate?
Sabesy: well kinda since aaron lehmann is all warty and grotesque
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: umm 'cause.. i like guys
Eliza0:You say you like guys?
Sabesy: sorry
Eliza0:I've told you that apologies are not required.
Sabesy: ummmmmm
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: yes
Eliza0:I understand.
Sabesy: umm guys are cute
Eliza0:What if they were not cute?
Sabesy: then i wouldn't like them
Eliza0:You say then you wouldn't like them?
Sabesy: yes 'cause they'd be ugly and ewwwwww
Eliza0:I understand.
Sabesy: so i heard that like you and misha have like something going on, eh?
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Sabesy: of course! he TOTALLY digs you
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Sabesy: i am!! girl, you are WAYYYY too modest!
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: misha dreams about you.. IN LACE
Eliza0:What persons appear in your dreams?
Sabesy: umm i don't know like really cute guys that i don't know
Eliza0:Does that trouble you?
Sabesy: nope! 'cause they're cute
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: well.. guys are cute and when you see them you're happy? but anyway, no changing subjects!
Eliza0:Do you sometimes wish you were happy?
Sabesy: hello! no changing subjects!
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
Sabesy: ergh
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: misha likes you misha likes you admit it admit it!
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Sabesy: i am i am i am!
Eliza0:Would you want to be are?
Sabesy: ok so do you have the HOTS for misha?
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Sabesy: yes i am
Eliza0:Do you believe it is normal to be?
Sabesy: ummm
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: do you love misha?
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Sabesy: ADMIT IT!!!!
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: i'm constipated
Eliza0:How long have you been constipated?
Sabesy: for a year
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: the poop does not wish to come out
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: well when you're constipated your poop doesn't come out
Eliza0:Does it please you to believe I am constipated my poop doesn't come out?
Sabesy: DUH
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: no it does not please me because it's nasty
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
Sabesy: yes
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: Welcome to Angry Little Asian Girl & Friends!
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: that's a cool website
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: ummm
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: go look at it
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: uh no, why should it?
Eliza0:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: i don't know
Eliza0:Don't you really know?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: do you have a boyfriend?
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
Sabesy: well i still wanna know
Eliza0:Do you say well you still wanna know for some special reason?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: what's there to say?
Eliza0:Does that question interest you?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: dude you're kinda dumb, huh?
Eliza0:Perhaps you would like to be kinda dumb.
Sabesy: i already am
Eliza0:I don't understand that.
Sabesy: see what i mean?
Eliza0:That's quite interesting.
Sabesy: i know :)
Eliza0:Can you elaborate on that?
Sabesy: you're stupid! hahaa
Eliza0:What makes you think I am stupid?
Sabesy: umm 'cause you't understand anything
Eliza0:Oh, I 't understand anything?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: see you have to have everything explained
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
Sabesy: you're stupid!
Eliza0:Does it please you to believe I am stupid?
Sabesy: tu es tres stupide!
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: so?!
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
Sabesy: see! see!
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Sabesy: here's to goodbye, tomorrow's gonna come to too soon
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: -to
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Sabesy: here's to the nights we felt alive
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Sabesy: here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: no9pe
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
Sabesy: nope
Eliza0:Please go on.
Sabesy: 'cause you come swimming into view
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Sabesy: the words they use so lightly i only feel for you
Eliza0:Oh, I?
Sabesy: carry you around
Eliza0:Oh, I around?
Sabesy: i'm in the background..
Eliza0:Do you know anyone else who is in the background?
Sabesy: and i would never lie to you no
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Sabesy: i would never lie to you know..
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?