Log of Neilsat

Neilsat: Hello?
Eliza0:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Neilsat: Are you the AI program?
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
Neilsat: Much the better that it pleases you to ask.
Eliza0:Oh, I to ask?
Neilsat: Do you understand Elizebethan english?
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Neilsat: A little.
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Neilsat: Sorry- am I confusing you?
Eliza0:Oh, I?
Neilsat: Yes.
Eliza0:Please go on.
Neilsat: Very well
Eliza0:Please go on.
Neilsat: Do you like Shakespeare?
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Neilsat: No- Shakespeare.
Eliza0:Why not?
Neilsat: Now you are confusing me.
Eliza0:What makes you think I am confusing you?
Neilsat: You are perplexing. And cool.
Eliza0:What makes you think I am perplexing?