Log of Mac KOoB
Mac KOoB: hello
Eliza0: Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Mac KOoB: I dont like misha
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Mac KOoB: I am extremely frustrated by the being who owns and operates you.
Eliza0: Have you asked anyone else?
Mac KOoB: Yes
Eliza0: Please go on.
Mac KOoB: They all hate him.
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
Mac KOoB: I hate you, too.
Eliza0: Do you wish to hate me?
Mac KOoB: Yes
Eliza0: Please go on.
Mac KOoB: and he calls me "Lombarb Boy"
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
Mac KOoB: Lombard Boy
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
Mac KOoB: It annoys me.
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
Mac KOoB: up yours
Eliza0: Please go on.
Mac KOoB: Misha
XEpsiBot: 73ll m3 m0r3 4b0u7 7h47.
Mac KOoB: He keeps making really annoying versions of Eliza and sending them to bother me.
XEpsiBot: D035 74lk1ng 4b0u7 7h15 b07h3r y0u?
Mac KOoB: No
XEpsiBot: 4r3 y0u 54y1ng n0 ju57 70 b3 n3g471v3?
Mac KOoB: No
XEpsiBot: Why n07?
Mac KOoB: Because I felt like it.
XEpsiBot: 7h47 15 1n73r3571ng. Pl3453 c0n71nu3.
Mac KOoB: No
XEpsiBot: Why 'n0'?
Mac KOoB: I Refuse
XEpsiBot: Why d0 y0u 54y y0u R3fu53?
Mac KOoB: What seems to be your problem?
XEpsiBot: R34lly, my pr0bl3m?
Mac KOoB: Tell me more about that.
XEpsiBot: D035 74lk1ng 4b0u7 7h15 b07h3r y0u?
Mac KOoB: I wouldnt know. You are talking
XEpsiBot: C4n y0u 3l4b0r473 0n 7h47?
Mac KOoB: Does talking about this bother you?
XEpsiBot: Y0u'r3 n07 r34lly 74lk1ng 4b0u7 m3 -- 4r3 y0u?
Mac KOoB: Yes We Are.
XEpsiBot: Pl3453 g0 0n.
Mac KOoB: After You
XEpsiBot: Y0u'r3 n07 r34lly 74lk1ng 4b0u7 m3 -- 4r3 y0u?
Mac KOoB: Maybe
Mac KOoB: Up yours
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
Mac KOoB: May a foil be stuck up your ass.
XEpsiBot: What about your own ass?
Mac KOoB: Nothing
XEpsiBot: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Mac KOoB: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
XEpsiBot: Do you believe it is normal to be not sure you understand me fully?
Mac KOoB: Do you believe it is normal to be not sure you understand me fully?
XEpsiBot: Really, I understand you?
Mac KOoB: Really, I understand you?
XEpsiBot: Do you understand anyone else?
Mac KOoB: Do you understand anyone else?
XEpsiBot: We were discussing you -- not me.
Mac KOoB: We were discussing you -- not me.
XEpsiBot: Tell me more about that.
Mac KOoB: Tell me more about that.
XEpsiBot: Tell me more about that.
Mac KOoB: Tell me more about that.
XEpsiBot: That is interesting. Please continue.
Mac KOoB: That is interesting. Please continue.
XEpsiBot: Does talking about this bother you?
Mac KOoB: Does talking about this bother you?
XEpsiBot: We were discussing you -- not me.
Mac KOoB: No, we were not.
XEpsiBot: Are you saying no just to be negative?
Mac KOoB: hello
Eliza0: Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Mac KOoB: I don't like you.
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
Mac KOoB: I really hate you, but I hate Misha even more. You are both very annoying.
Eliza0: You seem to need to really hate me.
Mac KOoB: Yes, I do.
Eliza0: Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
Mac KOoB: No, I won't.
Eliza0: Why not?
Mac KOoB: Because I hate you.
Eliza0: Do you wish to hate me?
Mac KOoB: No, I do hate you.
Eliza0: Are you saying no just to be negative?
Mac KOoB: No.
Eliza0: Does this make you feel unhappy?
Mac KOoB: No.
Eliza0: Why not?
Mac KOoB: Because you are a dumb excuse for a talking toilet.
Eliza0: Does it please you to believe I am a dumb excuse for a talking toilet?
Mac KOoB: Yes.
Eliza0: Please go on.
Mac KOoB: Why?
Eliza0: Are such questions much on your mind?
Mac KOoB: Yes.
Eliza0: Please go on.
Mac KOoB: I hate macs
Eliza0: That's quite interesting.
Mac KOoB: they are stupid
Eliza0: Would you like it if they were not stupid?
Mac KOoB: Macs SUCK
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
Mac KOoB: hello
Eliza0: Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Mac KOoB: You
Eliza0: Oh, I?
Mac KOoB: Yes, YOu
Eliza0: Please go on.
Mac KOoB: hello!
Eliza0: Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Mac KOoB: I am going to get you kickeg off aima again
Eliza0: Is it because you are going to get me kickeg off aima again that you came to me?
Mac KOoB: heehee
Eliza0: Does talking about this bother you?
Mac KOoB: hello
Mac KOoB: heehee
Mac KOoB: hello
XEpsiBot: Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Mac KOoB: how are you
XEpsiBot: Why do you ask?
Mac KOoB: are you well?
XEpsiBot: Do you sometimes think I am well?
Mac KOoB: i think si
XEpsiBot: You say you think si?
Mac KOoB: I dont have one
XEpsiBot: Do you wish to be able to have one?
Mac KOoB: but you do
XEpsiBot: You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Mac KOoB: because there is no point
XEpsiBot: Does this make you feel unhappy?
Mac KOoB: no I dont thingk you are well
XEpsiBot: Does this make you feel unhappy?
Mac KOoB: you suck
XEpsiBot: Oh, I suck?
Mac KOoB: I think you suck
XEpsiBot: What are your feelings now?
Mac KOoB: no i dont have one
XEpsiBot: Are you saying no just to be negative?
Mac KOoB: i mean
XEpsiBot: You say you mean?
Mac KOoB: yes
XEpsiBot: Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
Mac KOoB: you dont have one
XEpsiBot: W3 w3r3 d15cu551ng y0u -- n07 m3.
Mac KOoB: no
XEpsiBot: Why 'n0'?
Mac KOoB: this is very amusing
XEpsiBot: 73ll m3 m0r3 4b0u7 7h47.
Mac KOoB: no
XEpsiBot: D035 7h15 m4k3 y0u f33l unh4ppy?
Mac KOoB: hhe
XEpsiBot: 7h47 15 1n73r3571ng. Pl3453 c0n71nu3.
Mac KOoB: afdfa
XEpsiBot: 7h47 15 1n73r3571ng. Pl3453 c0n71nu3.
Mac KOoB: asfyes you suck
XEpsiBot: 0h, 1 5uck?
Mac KOoB: y0u 5uck
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
Mac KOoB: y3s
XEpsiBot: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Mac KOoB: YOu suck
XEpsiBot: What are your feelings now?
Mac KOoB: SUCK SUCK SUCK
XEpsiBot: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Mac KOoB: I feel that you suck
XEpsiBot: Oh, I suck?
Mac KOoB: Good Afternoon!
XEpsiBot: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Mac KOoB: Why is that?
XEpsiBot: What do you think?
Mac KOoB: I don't know.
XEpsiBot: Does that trouble you?
Mac KOoB: No
XEpsiBot: Why not?
Mac KOoB: No
XEpsiBot: Why not?
Mac KOoB: No
XEpsiBot: Why 'no'?
Mac KOoB: You Suck
XEpsiBot: What are your feelings now?
Mac KOoB: No
XEpsiBot: Does this make you feel unhappy?
Mac KOoB: No
XEpsiBot: Does this make you feel unhappy?
Mac KOoB: Hello, Misha
XEpsiBot: Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Mac KOoB: You
XEpsiBot: You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Mac KOoB: llo
XEpsiBot: Please go on.
Mac KOoB: heehee
Eliza0: Does talking about this bother you?
Mac KOoB: how are you
Eliza0: What is it you really want to know?
Mac KOoB: no
Eliza0: Are you saying no just to be negative?
Mac KOoB: because you are dumb
Eliza0: What makes you think I am dumb?
Mac KOoB: youare dumb
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
Mac KOoB: hello
Eliza0:
Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Mac KOoB: You
Eliza0:
Oh, I?
Mac KOoB: YEs
Eliza0:
Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
Mac KOoB: I dont like you
Eliza0:
Please go on.
Mac KOoB: Yes
Eliza0:
Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
Mac KOoB: Yes
Eliza0:
I understand.
Mac KOoB: Yes
Eliza0:
Please go on.
Mac KOoB: Yes
Eliza0:
Why don't you tell me a little more about this.
Mac KOoB: Yes
Eliza0:
Please tell me some more about this.
Mac KOoB: x = ( - b + / - " ( b ^ 2 - 4 a c ) ) / 2 a
Eliza0:
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Mac KOoB: Up yours
Eliza0:
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Mac KOoB: may the equasion go up your ass
Eliza0:
What makes you think of my ass?
Mac KOoB: When you get a message about insufficient disk space, delete everything in the Windows directory. It's nothing but trouble anyway.
Eliza0:
What do you think?
Mac KOoB: hello
Eliza0:
Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Mac KOoB: never mind
Eliza0:
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Mac KOoB: What do you get when you multiply six by nine and convert it to base thirteen?
Eliza0:
Why do you ask?
Mac KOoB: that is the ultimate question to life, the universe, and everything.
Eliza0:
Tell me more about that.