Log of Jackalwere

Jackalwere: umm hello
Eliza0:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
Jackalwere: nothing
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
Jackalwere: stuff
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Jackalwere: why not, dont you speak eglish?
Eliza0:What is it you really want to know?
Jackalwere: are you gay?
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Jackalwere: yes i am
Eliza0:How long have you been?