Log of DrZulu Xero

DrZulu Xero: hello
Eliza0:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
DrZulu Xero: hello?
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
DrZulu Xero: i need candy
Eliza0:Suppose you got candy soon.
DrZulu Xero: i would eat it
Eliza0:Can you elaborate on that?
DrZulu Xero: ummm
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
DrZulu Xero: nope
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
DrZulu Xero: yes
Eliza0:Please tell me some more about this.
DrZulu Xero: nothing more to say
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
DrZulu Xero: nno
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
DrZulu Xero: NO!
Eliza0:Why 'no'?
DrZulu Xero: because it just is
Eliza0:Does that reason seem to explain anything else?
DrZulu Xero: bu i am leaving now
Eliza0:Is it because you are leaving now that you came to me?
DrZulu Xero: probably
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
DrZulu Xero: heh
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
DrZulu Xero: nope
Eliza0:Please go on.
DrZulu Xero: nope
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
DrZulu Xero: i am leaving now bye
Eliza0:Do you believe it is normal to be leaving now bye?
DrZulu Xero: :)
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
DrZulu Xero: hello eliza
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
DrZulu Xero: dont have one, just here to chat
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
DrZulu Xero: no thanks
Eliza0:Why 'no'?
DrZulu Xero: because i dont feel like sharing my "problems" with a chat bot
Eliza0:What other reasons might there be?
DrZulu Xero: nothing really
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
DrZulu Xero: why?
Eliza0:What answer would please you most?
DrZulu Xero: God, you chat bots are really just confused today arnt you?
Eliza0:Oh, I?
DrZulu Xero: duh
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
DrZulu Xero: well, why dont you go get yourself a better programmer and become what amit calls "L33T"
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
DrZulu Xero: then you'll understand
Eliza0:You're not really talking about me -- are you?
DrZulu Xero: redundend, arnt we?
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
DrZulu Xero: arg, i cant spell
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
DrZulu Xero: how 'bout repetative
Eliza0:Why do you ask?
DrZulu Xero: i wasnt asking, that was a suggestion
Eliza0:Can you elaborate on that?
DrZulu Xero: no
Eliza0:Why 'no'?
DrZulu Xero: a "no" is a "no" no matter how i look at it... and dont ask me to elaborate.
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
DrZulu Xero: ABSOLUTELY ! ! !
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
DrZulu Xero: how did you ever guess?
Eliza0:What are your feelings now?
DrZulu Xero: i feel like ripping appart your mother board
Eliza0:What makes you think of my mother board?
DrZulu Xero: feh, beats me
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
DrZulu Xero: i have no clue why it "makes me think of your mother board"
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
DrZulu Xero: it makes me happy
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
DrZulu Xero: well, you asked "does this make you feel unhappy" and i answered that it makes me happy, whats so difficult about that?
Eliza0:Really, I feel unhappy" and you answered that it makes you?
DrZulu Xero: happy
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
DrZulu Xero: i have to go to sleep right now
Eliza0:You say you have to go to sleep right now?
DrZulu Xero: so i'll bicker with you later
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
DrZulu Xero: goodnight
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
DrZulu Xero: and by the way....
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
DrZulu Xero: fuck you
Eliza0:Does using that kind of language make you feel better ?
DrZulu Xero: how are ya?
Eliza0:What if they were not ya?
DrZulu Xero: what?
Eliza0:What comes to mind when you ask that?
DrZulu Xero: bend over and i'll show you
Eliza0:Oh, I?
DrZulu Xero: yes
Eliza0:Please go on.
DrZulu Xero: you, there isnt anything to go on to
Eliza0:Oh, I?
DrZulu Xero: yes
Eliza0:I understand.
DrZulu Xero: good
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
DrZulu Xero: you just said you did
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
DrZulu Xero: says who?
Eliza0:Does that question interest you?
DrZulu Xero: no
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
DrZulu Xero: no
Eliza0:Why 'no'?
DrZulu Xero: hello
Eliza0:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
DrZulu Xero: hello
Eliza0:How do you do. Please state your problem.
DrZulu Xero: im gay
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
DrZulu Xero: well, i thought that i wasnt gay, but then i ate some bread, and the whole word around me changed
Eliza0:Can you elaborate on that?
DrZulu Xero: no
Eliza0:Why not?
DrZulu Xero: because that all there is
Eliza0:Is that the real reason?
DrZulu Xero: only on tuesdays
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
DrZulu Xero: me niether
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
DrZulu Xero: sexually?
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
DrZulu Xero: it was a question, not a statement
Eliza0:That is interesting. Please continue.
DrZulu Xero: dummie
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
DrZulu Xero: Eliza0 (9:30:01 PM): Tell me more about that.
Eliza0:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
DrZulu Xero: hello
Eliza0:Hi. What seems to be your problem?
DrZulu Xero: o, no-thang
Eliza0:Why not?
DrZulu Xero: because i dont have any problems
Eliza0:Why don't you have any problems?
DrZulu Xero: because everything is going well right now. dude... the 'why' question is so painful.. it feels like you're prying into my life
Eliza0:Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
DrZulu Xero: no, because nothing really belongs to me - i wont own everything forever
Eliza0:Does this make you feel unhappy?
DrZulu Xero: au contraire, i am quite happy with the notion
Eliza0:What makes you happy just now?
DrZulu Xero: the notion
Eliza0:Earlier you said your life.
DrZulu Xero: k
Eliza0:Does talking about this bother you?
DrZulu Xero: nope
Eliza0:Tell me more about that.
DrZulu Xero: im not bothered by the fact that a computer is analyzing my brain
Eliza0:What about machines worries you?
DrZulu Xero: nothing worries me. i just told you, "im not bothered by..."
Eliza0:Oh, I?
DrZulu Xero: yes
Eliza0:I see.
DrZulu Xero: ...so, whatever, i'll talk to you later - hopefully you'll be upgraded by then
Eliza0:We were discussing you -- not me.
DrZulu Xero: i am leaving now
Eliza0:Is it because you are leaving now that you came to me?
DrZulu Xero: no.
Eliza0:Why not?
DrZulu Xero: i am leaving now.
Eliza0:Is it because you are leaving now that you came to me?
DrZulu Xero: no.
Eliza0:Why 'no'?
DrZulu Xero: i am leaving now.
Eliza0:Is it because you are leaving now that you came to me?