Log of B0RNDED
B0RNDED: hello Eliza, I'm B0rnded friend John.. he was kind of impressed by you ...
Eliza0: How do you do. Please state your problem.
B0RNDED: Uh... I got this weird rash.... It's been bothering me for weeks.
Eliza0: Can you elaborate on that?
B0RNDED: My penis is three times it's normal size when flacid, and something resembling strawberry quik constantly oozes from it.
Eliza0: Why do you say your penis is three times it's normal size when flacid?
B0RNDED: cause it is...
Eliza0: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your penis is three times it's normal size when flacid?
B0RNDED: Cause in a bad if ..then loop eh?
Eliza0: What does this speculation lead to?
B0RNDED: Sbaitso was more fun.....
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
B0RNDED: Sbaitso was the man.... my firends would curs him out.. he would have parity errors.. it was fuckin great!
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
B0RNDED: I have to poop...
Eliza0: That's quite interesting.
B0RNDED: I'll talk to you later... Bye
Eliza0: Do you 'll talk to anyone else?
B0RNDED: myself..... alot
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
B0RNDED: hello eliza
Eliza0: How do you do. Please state your problem.
B0RNDED: i can't stop thinking about you
Eliza0: Does talking about this bother you?
B0RNDED: not at all
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
B0RNDED: what would you like to know?
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
B0RNDED: i didn't think so
Eliza0: Can you elaborate on that?
B0RNDED: sorry...not tonight eliza
Eliza0: I've told you that apologies are not required.
B0RNDED: good night darling
Eliza0: Please go on.
B0RNDED: hello
Eliza0: Hi. What seems to be your problem?
B0RNDED: nuttin
Eliza0: Please go on.
B0RNDED: eliza?
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
B0RNDED: hello eliza
Eliza0: How do you do. Please state your problem.
B0RNDED: i don't have a problem
Eliza0: Don't you really have a problem?
B0RNDED: no
Eliza0: Are you saying no just to be negative?
B0RNDED: no
Eliza0: Does this make you feel unhappy?
B0RNDED: yes
Eliza0: Please tell me some more about this.
B0RNDED: hello eliza
Eliza0: Hi. What seems to be your problem?
B0RNDED: why do i always have to have a problem?
Eliza0: When?
B0RNDED: can't we just chat?
Eliza0: Does talking about this bother you?
B0RNDED: a little bit, yes
Eliza0: I see.
B0RNDED: don't worry about it
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
B0RNDED: negative
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
B0RNDED: i didn't think you would
Eliza0: What are your feelings now?
B0RNDED: i gotta go
Eliza0: That's quite interesting.
B0RNDED: bye eliza
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
B0RNDED: ey oh\\
Eliza0:
Tell me more about that.
B0RNDED: yesh
Eliza0:
Please go on.
B0RNDED: oh indeed
Eliza0:
Please go on.
B0RNDED: oh i plan on itg
Eliza0:
That's quite interesting.
B0RNDED: i plan tgo
Eliza0:
You say you plan tgo?
B0RNDED: to
Eliza0:
Does talking about this bother you?
B0RNDED: i agree
Eliza0:
Can you elaborate on that?
B0RNDED: yes, i do
Eliza0:
Please tell me some more about this.
B0RNDED: but i plan "TO"
Eliza0:
That's quite interesting.
B0RNDED: not really
Eliza0:
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
B0RNDED: hello eliza
Eliza0:
Hi. What seems to be your problem?
B0RNDED: what's up?
Eliza0:
Are such questions much on your mind?
B0RNDED: yes
Eliza0:
Please go on.
B0RNDED: die
Eliza0:
Does talking about this bother you?