Log of B Mediratta

B Mediratta: I can't find anybody who can beat me at Q3
XEpsiBot: H4v3 y0u 45k3d 4ny0n3 3l53?
B Mediratta: I've asked them all. Mostly they're too scared to play me
XEpsiBot: Why d0 y0u 54y y0u'v3 45k3d 7h3m 4ll?
B Mediratta: Well I certainly asked Misha, but he gave me some excuse about only owning the demo
XEpsiBot: Why d0 y0u 54y W3ll y0u y35 45k3d M15h4?
B Mediratta: does that count?
XEpsiBot: 7h47 15 1n73r3571ng. Pl3453 c0n71nu3.
B Mediratta: your grammar isn't doing so well
XEpsiBot: Why 4r3 y0u c0nc3rn3d 0v3r my gr4mm4r 15n'7 d01ng 50 w3ll?
B Mediratta: (not to mention your spelling)
XEpsiBot: Why 4r3 y0u c0nc3rn3d 0v3r my 5p3ll1ng?
B Mediratta: Why do you ask two questions in a row?
XEpsiBot: Wh47 4n5w3r w0uld pl3453 y0u m057?