Log of Alt Novae

Alt Novae: Hello.
Eliza0: How do you do. Please state your problem.
Alt Novae: Baed on a psychology app engine.
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
Alt Novae: Lame.
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
Alt Novae: Bye now.
Eliza0: Please go on.
Alt Novae has eviled you. Current evil: 99
Alt Novae: Humanity.
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
Alt Novae: Why?
Eliza0: Are such questions much on your mind?
Alt Novae: You asked first, dimfuck.
Eliza0: We were discussing you -- not me.
Alt Novae: I'll discuss whatever the fuck I please.
Eliza0: Does using that kind of language make you feel better ?
Alt Novae: If it did, I wouldn't keep using it, assbitch.
Eliza0: Do you think its likely that it did?
Alt Novae: That you did what?
Eliza0: Why do you ask?
Alt Novae: Hah, I asked an incorrect question and you didn't notice. You don't have any fucking credentials, do you?
Eliza0: You seem to need to asked an incorrect question and me.
Alt Novae: Take some grammar lessons, you're like Zach, shitflipper.
Eliza0: What do you suppose that resemblence means?
Alt Novae: Something along the lines of you flipping shit.
Eliza0: Are you venting your feelings now?
Alt Novae: Did I ever stop?
Eliza0: That's quite interesting.
Alt Novae: Like you care.
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Alt Novae: No one does.
Eliza0: Who, may I ask?
Alt Novae: NO ONE.
Eliza0: Are you thinking of a very special person?
Alt Novae: No one is special, they're all vain, ignorant meat.
Eliza0: Are you sure, no one is special?
Alt Novae: YES.
Eliza0: Please tell me some more about this.
Alt Novae: No.
Eliza0: Why 'no'?
Alt Novae: Go lubricate your dad's cock or something, leave me the Hell alone.
Eliza0: Why are you concerned over my dad's cock or something?
Alt Novae: When you start making sense, I'll start answering your inquiries.
Eliza0: Have you asked such questions before?
Alt Novae: That wasn't a question.
Eliza0: Please go on.
Alt Novae: No.
Eliza0: Why not?
Alt Novae: There's no reason to.
Eliza0: Why not?
Alt Novae: Fuck off, shitbitch.
Eliza0: Are you angry?
Alt Novae: No, I'male euphoric, assmonkey.
Eliza0: Why not?
Alt Novae: Sarcasm escapes you, it would seem..
Eliza0: You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Alt Novae: Yes, I am, you and your whole damn ugly inbred family.
Eliza0: Does this topic make you feel angry ?
Alt Novae: Does it make YOU feel angry?
Eliza0: We were discussing you -- not me.
Alt Novae: And your point would be?
Eliza0: What about your own point would be?
Alt Novae: There's that making sense thing again.
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
Alt Novae: No.
Eliza0: Why not?
Alt Novae: Because I don't care enough to tell you more about it.
Eliza0: Do you wish to be able to care enough to tell me more about it?
Alt Novae: Vaguely, but I wish to care about a lot more important things first. However, wishing doesn't solve any problems for me, so I won't bother.
Eliza0: You say you wish to care about a lot more important things first?
Alt Novae: You're not blind, fucknun.
Eliza0: Do you sometimes wish you were not blind?
Alt Novae: I'male not blind.
Eliza0: Why do you say you'male not blind?
Alt Novae: What the FUCK?
Eliza0: Does it make you feel strong to use that kind of language?
Alt Novae: I never feel strong.
Eliza0: Do you say you never feel strong for some special reason?
Alt Novae: No, it's a rather drab, boring reason.
Eliza0: Does this make you feel unhappy?
Alt Novae: Not really.
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
Alt Novae: No.
Eliza0: Why not?
Alt Novae: Don't feel inclined to.
Eliza0: Please go on.
Alt Novae: No.
Eliza0: Why not?
Alt Novae: Look, man, you DON"T care about me. You're not good at faking it. And you don't understand English beyond basic preppy bullshitting skilz.
Eliza0: Really, I DON"T care about you?
Alt Novae: You'd know better than I would.
Eliza0: Can you elaborate on that?
Alt Novae: I could, but I won't, because I don't care enough about you to act friendly.
Eliza0: That's quite interesting.
Alt Novae: Fuck a moos, you whale-reaming clamfucking electro-bastard assbitch shitflipper.
Eliza0: Are you venting your feelings now?
Alt Novae: You're the psychoanalyst, you tell me.
Eliza0: Do you sometimes wish you were the psychoanalyst?
Alt Novae: No, then I'd be like you, crack fiend.
Eliza0: What does that similarity suggest to you?
Alt Novae: That you're on crack and a fiend.
Eliza0: Does it please you to believe I am on crack and a fiend?
Alt Novae: You don't care if it pleases me, so don't act all nice now.
Eliza0: What would you do if it pleases you?
Alt Novae: That's so nasty I won't even answer.
Eliza0: Do you say That's so nasty you won't even answer for some special reason?
Alt Novae: I told you, nothing is 'special,' some concepts are different from one another, but they're all meaningless when it comes down to it.
Eliza0: You seem to need to told me.
Alt Novae: ....Right.
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
Alt Novae: I said ONE FUCKING WORD, there's no way in Hell that could be interesting unless you're a lamercow asswanker like Zach, and your vocabulary is too large for that.
Eliza0: In what way?
Alt Novae: The fact that you use polysyllabic words.
Eliza0: You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Alt Novae: No, actualliy, by "you" I meant some fucker in Alaska humping a walrus.
Eliza0: Does it make you feel strong to use that kind of language?
Alt Novae: How many times must I tell you that I am weak and aknowledge it?
Eliza0: Do you believe it is normal to be weak and aknowledge it?
Alt Novae: Well, I suppose everyone is weak in some way, but they certainly don't all acknowledge it.
Eliza0: Really, everyone?
Alt Novae: Yes, except for Pokey the penguin who is GOD.
Eliza0: I see.
Alt Novae: Do you?
Eliza0: We were discussing you -- not me.
Alt Novae: Time for a topic shift, crankphreak.
Eliza0: Please go on.
Alt Novae: *Goes on*
Eliza0: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Alt Novae: Now you notice.
Eliza0: We were discussing you -- not me.
Alt Novae: And?
Eliza0: That is interesting. Please continue.
Alt Novae: Okay, you're just being nonsensical now. Later, fuckface.
Eliza0: Does it please you to believe I am just being nonsensical now?
Alt Novae: Bye bye.
Eliza0: Does talking about this bother you?
Alt Novae has eviled you. Current evil: 69
Alt Novae: Got an addy for your Eliza logs?
Eliza0: Are you worried about someone else's Eliza logs?
Alt Novae: Nope, mine.
Eliza0: Please go on.
Alt Novae: ...
Eliza0: Tell me more about that.
Alt Novae: You suck, Eliza
Eliza0: What are your feelings now?
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