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Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five.  One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the
experience.  (Actually, Californians don't screw in
light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three.  One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all
those Californians trying to share the experience.